I talked briefly with my best friend today, and she tearfully informed me that her exassholesonofabitchinmuthafreakinjackoffofahusband is making her sell the house. I can't believe that someone can be so cold hearted as he is. Bastard. Anyway, when she told me the news, my mouth just hung open and nuthin' came out. Nada. I didn't know what to say. For the first time in my life I just didn't know what to say. Finally I said, "I'm so sorry", and that really sounded dumb. I feel helpless and I don't like the feeling. I wish I could go and smack the son-of-a-bitch onto another planet. I believe it's Mars?