New meaning to "Express Lane"

Oh my God...........shopping nirvana!! I went over to Gabriels on my lunch hour today to return a top. Well low and behold, a sign that read, all Express jewelry $.99!!! WTF! Well, needless to say, I went ape-shit! I ended up with 20 pieces of awesome jewelry. I spent $20.00, but the regular retail added up to over $400.00!! Man deals like this make me too friggin' giddy! Indeed.